When you think about Frank Zappa you have to admire the ability the man has to get things done. Every musician must have some sort of business head even if it is knowing when to nod yea or nea to his manager's whims. Actually, it takes a good business sense just to find a decent manager anymore. Imagine what it must have been like for young Frank Zappa trying to talk labels into signing the Mothers of Invention back in 1964 (when fusion had something to do with the bomb). Not only did he do it but he managed to get rock's first conceptual double album released as his first lp. How?

"It wasn't easy. I just talked like a son-of-a-bitch. Before they knew it they had two records in the pile." (read more)

Source: Javier Marcote

MUSICIAN: Was Cruising With Ruben & The Jets a parody of the 50s then, or was that a serious attempt to play in that style?

ZAPPA: I'll tell you, there's a very scientific reason for the existence of Ruben & The Jets. The closest relationship between that album as an artistic event and another event from a different field that you can compare it to would be the point in Stravinsky's career in which he decided he was going to write neo-classical music. He started doing stuff like Pulcinella – writing music in his day and age, but using forms that were thoroughly out of style and frowned upon by the academic establishment. You have to remember that the American people don't have much going for them in the way of taste. I mean, taste is something that's inflicted on the American public by other outside forces. So if somebody tells you that something is cool, well, you'll think it's cool and you'll go out and buy it. To make an album like Cruising With Ruben & The Jets at that time in history, in '68, was very unfashionable. And everybody went, "Oh, I can't own that; it's not cool. It's not acid rock, it's not fuzztone, it's not psychedelic. Who needs this?" I didn't do it just to be arbitrary – I like that kind of music, and I wanted to have some examples of that style in my total catalog output. (read more)

Sex. How can something that's supposed to be so natural, such a pleasure, such fun, be such a godawful BITCH? Here are three albums that explore the question. (read more)

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That's right, folks – it's another album by Frank Zappa. If it occurs to some that the market has been glutted with Zappa product since he severed ties with Warner Bros., it's only because he has released two double albums and one single LP on his own Zappa Records while WB almost simultaneously unleashed Studio Tan, Sleep Dirt and Orchestral Favorites – all in the past two and a half years. (read more)

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Several years ago ... five maybe ... the people who promote our rock shows in Vienna (Stimmen der Welt) approached me with the idea of doing a concert in Vienna with the Vienna Symphony. I said okay. After two or three years of pooting around with the mechanics of the deal, work began on the final preparations. The concert was to be funded by the City of Vienna, the Austrian Radio (ORF), the Austrian Television (ORF), and a substantial investment from me (the cost of preparing the scores and parts). (read more)

Source: Charles Ulrich

MUSICIAN: At this point in your career, do you now, or have you ever, thought of retiring or staying off the road?

ZAPPA: No, I get pissed off at a lot of aspects of the business, but the idea of stopping writing or playing music has never occurred to me. As far as touring goes, there have been times on a tour where I said, "Good god, who booked this thing?" Because the scheduling was just so murderous. But the curious thing about that attitude is, those feelings all occurred during the times I was doing interviews. See, before I stopped doing print interviews a year ago, I would go on a tour and do an average of five interviews a day, either by phone or in person. And on days off, you just want to lay down and relax, because you want to save your energy to do a good job for the show. But when you have to sit there and answer questions, it gets you pissed off after a while. So after that one particular tour, where they just had me talking my ass off, the clipping service sent me this bundle of clippings that resulted from all the work I had done on the tour... and it was pathetic. I mean, I couldn't believe how I was misquoted, and all the crap that was in the papers, and I said, "Do I need this? No way." So I decided I'm not going to do it anymore. And I stopped, did another tour with no interviews ... I had the time of my life. I said, "Why have I been busting my ass for sixteen years doing all this stuff to net two pounds of paper at the end of the tour?" I had a great time on this tour too, because I only did a few interviews. And this is the longest and probably roughest tour we ever did in the United States – it still was pretty fun. (read more)

So one time like Frank Zappa was gonna go on tour, y'know, like back before he got real big. And his wife Gail was like eight months pregnant, so she goes, "What do you want to name the baby?" 'Cause he was gonna be gone on tour when it was gonna be born. So he's like walking out the door and goes, "If it's a boy name it Motorhead, if it's a girl name it Moon Unit." (read more)

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What's the Role of the Rhythm Section in Frank Zappa's Music? Both go wide-eyed, point at each other and say "you start!" (read more) 

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Here we are in Frank Zappas "funless 80s" and where, oh where, has our Grand Wazoo gone? Off attempting to sustain a career as a serious composer, he says with chagrin. (read more) 

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It's a sweltering early summer Sunday afternoon, and all's well on the homefront at the Laurel Canyon HQ/fortress, chez Zappa. Mom is in the kitchen fetching beverages for the various guests or popping into the editing room, where Frank sits smugly with a couple of nicely-dressed women from Money magazine. There they sit, humbly listening to a playback of Zappa's most recent effort, ostensibly for public radio – an unrepentantly hard-edged, over-the-top urban pastiche with comic Eric Bogosian. There are nervous giggles and pinched guffaws in the room as the air quivers with rapid-fire lewdness covering such redeeming topics as castration, phone sex, racial slurs, sexist jibes and other garden variety gonzo filth. (read more)

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What's the shortest book in the world? How about The Directory of Hot Guitarists with Good Musical Taste? Think about it. The title may be longer than the book. But one thing's certain: Frank Zappa's name would have to figure prominently in it. How many other acrobatic axemen have consistently sidestepped both metal overkill and fusion flatulence in their pursuit of the perfect extended solo? How many technically dazzling guitarists can you name who can even write all their own goddamn material – good material, mind you – much less produce it? Okay, okay; maybe there's a few besides Zappa. But not many. (read more)

MUSICIAN: You don't miss playing guitar?

ZAPPA: Not really. I'm faced with a bit of a dilemma which is going to smack me right in the face on Thursday. I'm going to Czechoslovakia and Hungary, and I've been invited because they're having big celebrations. The last Russian soldier leaves Czechoslovakia on the 24th and Hungary on the 30th, and they want me to bring my guitar over and play. And I haven't touched it for years. I don't have any calluses! I don't know what to do with that fucking thing. And if I don't take it along with me I know a lot of people will be disappointed, but I know if I plug it in they're going to be even more disappointed, [laughs] 'cause I can't play anymore. (read more)

Frank Zappa
Zappa's music is not about complexity as much as creative composition, and with his hands full of scores, parts to arrange and checks to sign, it's small wonder he assigned his "impossible" parts to stunt players like Steve Vai while reserving his own guitar for searing, slicing improv. The segues between songs he performed would generally consist of anarchic modal lines transponded via the most thrilling Strat and SG tones imaginable. Zappa combines monstrous facility with unfettered abandon.

The International Astronomical Union's Minor Planets Center has named an asteroid for Frank Zappa. The honor was the brainchild of Zappa admirer John V. Sciatti, a psychiatrist from Phoenix, who marshalled support on the Internet from fans in 17 different countries and found a sympathetic ear in Brian Marsden, director of the Minor Planets Center, who had himself once prodded his colleagues into naming an asteroid after Duke Ellington. Frank's piece of the belt – titled Zappafrank, so as not to be confused with the asteroid Zappala – was discovered in 1980 by astronomer L. Brozek of the former Czechoslovakia, underscoring Zappa's long friendship with Czech leader Vaclav Havel.
Other musicians who have been honored include the four individual Beatles, Eric Clapton, Mike Oldfield and many classical composers famous and obscure. (A complete listing of the 4000-plus titled asteroids can be found in the Dictionary of Modern Planet Names by L.D. Schnnadel, published by Springer-Verlag.) Marsden says the Center is always open to suggestions, but
cautions that the board tends to favor musical accomplishment over pop glamor. In other words, no JacksonJanet? "I don't think we'd welcome that," Marsden agrees dryly. Or her brother."

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 Civilization Phase III could be the most [chaotic ?] engine, moving work in Frank Zappa's monumental oeuvre. What's more, it's not available in any store! (Call 818-PUMPKIN - operators are standing by.) Mail-orderers will receive an exquisitely packaged two-CD set. Its music is created on Synclavier aid by The Yellow Shark's Ensemble Modern. Its madness was created by newly exposed bits of nutty dialogue from 1967's Lumpy Gravy (plus a Next Generation of '90s voices) in service of surreal scenario about social stupidity, religious charlatanism and political evil. Zappa's instrumentals spin more scenarios still, like the dark piano fantasia of "They Made Eat It," the mesmerizing woodend song "Gross Man," or the plaintive pulsations of "Amnerika." Grand finale "Beat the Reaper," a series of restless themes, is [intervowen ?] taken by commonplace noises: rain, motor vehicles, gunfights, etc. Ultimately, all you can hear are random sounds from the disordered world that Zappa left behind.

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Excerpts from August 1979, April 1982, December 1985, October 1986, November 1991.

Source: Charles Ulrich

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On pages 18-32 is the cover story, interview with Steve Vai, Joe Satriani and Eric Johnson. Page 30 has the following snippet:

VAI: Some people have no choice but to be walking poetry, no matter how good or bad they're perceived to be by the masses. I mean, I was so enamored with Frank Zappa; just watching him walk around the room, everything he'd do or say – it was just right.
Zappa must have been pretty fond of you as well. After all, you were transcribing all that wacky music for him.
VAI: He'd sum it up in one small sentence occasionally, throw you a bone [laughs]. One of the first things I transcribed for him, when I was 18, was this piece called "The Story of the Jazz Discharge Party Hats." I wrote down every pitch of his voice and adapted it to guitar: every breath, every scratch, everything. So I went to his house and brought a guitar, and he goes, "Let's see what you can do." I started doing this thing, and he just started laughing hysterically. I was really nervous; I wanted so much to impress him with how I was playing his music, and I thought that I was blowing it. My God, I was dying. And then he gets on the phone and he goes, "Gail, come down now! You have to see this!" [laughter] I'd nailed it, and he was actually really impressed. [pause] Then he made me double it. [laughter]

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Look, the thing about people saying whether something is shit or it's wonderful is irrelevant to the thing being discussed. Neither one of our opinions matters.
But would't you say that there's got to be some music-
That's total shit? No! Absolutely not. Because there's always somebody that likes it even if it's just the guy himself who's playing it and he's entitled to love it, and he's entitled to be as good as he thinks he is. Whatever we say about it doesn't make any difference, because we don't know what went into the manufacture of it. A garage band that plays a one-chord song, and plays the fuck out of it because they're straining to fulfill 100% of their understanding of the E major chord of the guitar, has achieved something spectacular in the day before if they couldn't even make an E major chord on the guitar.
Do you think the image that the media has of you is very accurate?
No, but it's irrelevant.
But there is an image.
Oh yeah, there's definitely an image. But I think that if anybody was ever to manifest an exact replica of the kind of person I really am and stick it in the newspapers, I don't think people would bother with it. Because what's exciting about a guy who gets up in the morning and sits at the piano and writes little ballpoint pen notes on a piece of paper, and then goes to bed? You know what I do when you leave here? I go back to the piano until it's time to go to bed. There's nothing exciting about that. It's better to have people thinking that I'm out being totally crazy – because that's exiting.