I was born in Baltimore December 21, 1940. Then lived in country for a while... Then moved back into the city. That didn't last very long. Then moved back to the country and my father made poison gas for the government during World War II. That was a lot of fun. Then moved to California. Lived in California for a while. Kept living in California over and over and over again until I started making poison gas for our government. Hopefully Capitol Records will help me to distribute this poison gas. Did you get any on you?

Frank Zappa
May 3, 1967 

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