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CONTINENTAL PROFILES is a magazine provided by Continental Airlines as reading material for their in-flight customers, the kind of thing that one would find in the pocket in the seat back in front of one's seat.
 

1990 May
Volume 3 Number 5

Das Capitalist
Frank Zappa's surprising new gig: He's a Marco Polo of commerce in Eastern Europe and the U.S.S.R.
By Neil Cohen, 8 pp


The face seems to be everywhere. In wire-service photos from Prague, meeting with new Czechoslovakian President Vaclav Havel. In New York, lunching with new Yugoslavian vice prime minister Zivko Pregl.On television's Financial News Network, adroitly fielding phoned-in questions from business people on how they can do business in the new Soviet Union. The hair, mustache, and signature chin duster are   moving from black to gray. And a blue business suit has  replaced the black T-shirt. But it is unmistakably Frank Zappa, rock and roll musician/composer/maverick, founder of the Mothers of Invention, producer of albums called "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" and "We're Only In It For The Money," composer of songs called "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" and "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing." For a quarter of a century, creator of the weirdest, most satirical, most provocative music you couldn't find on the radio.

The music is still coming, but now pushing 50,   Zappa has entered a new phase in his life. Always a  fancier of the Dada-esque approach to life as random and absurd, Zappa has jumped in to the most Dada-esque scene today, the ever-changing political and economic situation in the Soviet Union and Eastern Bloc nations. He is a self-described Marco Polo, traveling through  Eastern Europe, helping to open the new Orient to trade  from the West. He meets with heads of state, with  newly enfranchised entrepreneurs, and tries to set up joint ventures and licensing arrangements between Soviet and American business people. If something clicks, he'll take a commission, usually 5 percent. He's formed an international licensing, consulting, and social engineering company. It's name: Why Not? "Public diplomacy is very big these days, and Frank is becoming like an economic public diplomat." says Vladimir Zvyagin, bureau chief of Soviet television in New York. "He is a person genuinely concerned about how he can contribute to expanding trade relations between the two countries." To those who have know Zappa in his previous life, the metamorphosis is not a surprise. "Frank's got a brilliant mind," says Howard Kaylan, Eddie of the duo Flo & Eddie, who played with the Mothers in the early 70s and now does a radio show on WXRK in New York. "And all the way back, he's been a political animal. He's been challenging the system. Now, he's using his savvy to work from inside and affect a change. It's not strictly financial. As far as Frank's concerned, he's a citizen of the world."
(read more @ Continental Profiles: 1990)